I have set up this page to share with you a few of the humorous ditties I have penned (some specifically for Twitter).
Tweeting under Grammar is fun!@AnnaNolan19
Dinosaur
Cannot stress this one enough:
Hashtags, websites, blogs and stuff
Flummox me – can take no more!
Aren’t I a dinosaur?
Natter
I must say I like to natter
About things that hardly matter;
But I care not one iota:
20K’s* my daily quota.
*words
Internet addict
Always thought it was pure fiction
Catching internet addiction;
Now, I see this very clearly:
Am afflicted MOST severely!
MP*
There was this MP – jeez, I quiver –
Who’d sell you and me down the river;
He’d scheme and he’d plot,
He’d give all he got
In trying his ploy to deliver.
*Member of Parliament
Absent muse
Blow me down: is this the time
For another silly rhyme?
I’ve been sweating since the dawn:
Muse is at the Doe and Fawn!
Blog
Goodness gracious, what a slog
To be writing weekly blog;
That, however, is my game:
Glorious English that’s aflame.
Twitter – 1
Since I do prefer to witter,
I am quite constrained by Twitter;
Yet, across seas, fields and cities,
It’s receptive to my ditties.
Twitter – 2
I can’t help but fret and fidget:
Do I really need a Widget?
Twitter Widgets make me shout:
What the … tweet is that about?
Twitter – 3
If one were to persevere
In this wondrous Twitter-sphere,
What surprises would there be?
One, I guess, must wait and see.
Twitter – 4
It’s amazing whom one meets
In this wondrous world of tweets:
So much talent, insight, wit;
Feel so small – but WILL NOT quit!
Woodpeckers
During a delightful stroll
Up a lovely little knoll,
Heard woodpeckers – what a thrill,
Though they sounded like a drill!
Hedgehog
Little hedgehog, full of spikes,
When you touch him, you’ll go “yikes!”.
He will outmanoeuvre all
When he forms a little ball.
Fickleness
Women fickle? Is that so?
‘Fraid it’s a resounding NO;
What is fickle, every day,
Is the weather marked UK!
Flaming English by Anna Nolan 
Short and sweet. I am going to give an unsolicited suggestion – add a fifth line and create limericks out of them.
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What a lovely idea, Ankur; I will try (if I can; please bear in mind that my talent – if I have talent, that is – is quite limited). My current priority, though, is completing two books, but I’m already way behind schedule. Your suggestion is greatly appreciated!
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