I have set up this page to share with you a few of the humorous ditties I have penned (some specifically for Twitter).
Tweeting under Grammar is fun!@AnnaNolan19
Cannot stress this one enough:
Hashtags, websites, blogs and stuff
Flummox me – can take no more!
Aren’t I a dinosaur?
I must say I like to natter
About things that hardly matter;
But I care not one iota:
20K’s* my daily quota.
Always thought it was pure fiction
Catching internet addiction;
Now, I see this very clearly:
Am afflicted MOST severely!
There was this MP – jeez, I quiver –
Who’d sell you and me down the river;
He’d scheme and he’d plot,
He’d give all he got
In trying his ploy to deliver.
*Member of Parliament
Blow me down: is this the time
For another silly rhyme?
I’ve been sweating since the dawn:
Muse is at the Doe and Fawn!
Goodness gracious, what a slog
To be writing weekly blog;
That, however, is my game:
Glorious English that’s aflame.
Twitter – 1
Since I do prefer to witter,
I am quite constrained by Twitter;
Yet, across seas, fields and cities,
It’s receptive to my ditties.
Twitter – 2
I can’t help but fret and fidget:
Do I really need a Widget?
Twitter Widgets make me shout:
What the … tweet is that about?
Twitter – 3
If one were to persevere
In this wondrous Twitter-sphere,
What surprises would there be?
One, I guess, must wait and see.
Twitter – 4
It’s amazing whom one meets
In this wondrous world of tweets:
So much talent, insight, wit;
Feel so small – but WILL NOT quit!
During a delightful stroll
Up a lovely little knoll,
Heard woodpeckers – what a thrill,
Though they sounded like a drill!
Little hedgehog, full of spikes,
When you touch him, you’ll go “yikes!”.
He will outmanoeuvre all
When he forms a little ball.
Women fickle? Is that so?
‘Fraid it’s a resounding NO;
What is fickle, every day,
Is the weather marked UK!