It’s been a while, but I’m sure you’ve been so busy you’ve barely noticed. Anyway, I’m back but will be changing course: I’m working on a book of humorous verses, some of which will be posted here from time to time. This one, which comes with warm season’s greetings, is about my stress-free Christmas – hope yours is too.
She’s a secret that is murky:
She has never stuffed a turkey;
Christmas pudding and mince pies?
That’s the stuff she simply buys.
She looks forward with great glee
To a Christmas that’s stress-free,
Which, of this there is no doubt,
Means, quite frankly, eating out;
This is why she is so merry
(Though her hubby blames the sherry),
Knowing they will have a ball;
Merry Christmas, one and all!